Dancer Problems
My turnout is like this season:
sp00ky.
me: Can I mark it?
teacher: I want it full out on pointe.
me: Welcome to your tape.
When you alarm goes off for morning rehearsal and you question if dance is really worth it.
Ballet makes my legs shake more than boys do.
The words "one more time" are literally the reasons why I have trust issues.
If he doesn't support your passion for dance, ladies you better let that...
"Dance is so easy"
When you guess the right variation after hearing the music
I like shopping for dance stuff online and putting everything I want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab... because you know...post grad life.
"I ain't got no type"
When you cough or sneeze on your period
